fourhundredandninety

officialheinzdoofenshmirtz:

darkwingsnark:

officialheinzdoofenshmirtz:

you have 10 seconds to think of a way to make the average vampire movie fresh and new and exciting again

A vampire going through the daily struggles of trying to hide his ever lasting boner— as rigor mortis is an unkind friend. 

JE SUS

does sex hurt more if you've never masturbated before?
Anonymous

uoa:

life hurts more if you’ve never masturbated 

ironpatriotisstupid:

livemulticulturally:

have you ever just

stopped whatever you were doing

to look at an english word and

“you look like a fake word”

yacht

G Dragon on → solo music videos.

lokis-green-and-golden-queen:

yes please I’d like them all thank you

I just want somebody who will never stop choosing me.
A.G. (via fearlessknightsandfairytales)